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Daniel Andrews Is Killing People

It is becoming more and more apparent that the lockdowns have nothing at all to do with the health and wellbeing of the population....

Dictator Dick Ears Threatens to Close the Beaches

C.S. Lewis once said the worst kind of tyrants are moral busybodies who abuse you for your “own good.” He was completely right of...

ABC gives Dictator Dan Free Pass on Hotel Quarantine

The last two sentences of today’s ABC report on the inquiry into Victoria’s hotel quarantine program reveals important information: Ms Coate has told the...

We see what you did there Dan

The lockdown has been a happy period for me. I am in the best condition of my life, I have played a lot of...

Dictator Dan is expanding his Gulag Archipelago

The XYZ satire accurately predicted the future that Daniel Andrews would strive to put thought criminals in death camps. Naturally, it happened. We have also toyed with...

Gary Ablett vs The Illuminati

The ruling class have two things keeping them in power, infinite money and control of The Narrative. They cannot survive if they lose either...

Dictator Dan plans to put Victorians in camps

XYZ Satire always predicts the future. Always. From nEwS.cOm: The Victorian Government is hoping to push through a new bill that would allow them to detain “high-risk”...

Daniel Andrews and the Great Tomato Massacre of 2020

It is with great pride that The XYZ can report that Daniel Andrews’ finest warriors have defended Melbourne from a diabolical conspiracy which centred...

Grandma arrested for protesting lockdown to save Grandma

So, you institute a lockdown on the pretext of saving grandma and grandpa from the Chinese Diversity Flu. Then when grandma and grandpa say...

The Uncuckables Ep. 84: The Lockdown RoadLoop

With Victoria going into another six weeks of tweaked stage 4 lockdown and Britain on the road back into lockdown it would appear we...