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Hotel Quarantine: Daniel Andrews did nothing wrong, apparently

The XYZ has uncovered exclusive footage of Daniel Andrews discussing his response to Victoria’s Hotel Quarantine fiasco, when the hiring of untrained private security...

You won’t believe this isn’t satire: Victoria has a Shadow Minister...

I learned something today. I learned that Victoria has a Shadow Minister for Autism. Am I the only person who thinks it is awesome that...

Dictator Dan Dancing on the Graves of Business

Dictator Dan has now decided, in his infinite wisdom, to start slowly letting people have their God-given liberty (that he stole) back. Happy with...

Thousands storm Melbourne’s Shrine: Daniel Andrews found crying under a desk

Thousands of freedom loving Melburnians have today protested against the continued lockdown. pic.twitter.com/7OmcPTE5JU — ✖️RISEUPMELBOURNE✖️ (@riseupmelbourne) October 23, 2020 Speeches were made imploring respect for the universal...

Daniel Andrews Is Killing People

It is becoming more and more apparent that the lockdowns have nothing at all to do with the health and wellbeing of the population....

Dictator Dick Ears Threatens to Close the Beaches

C.S. Lewis once said the worst kind of tyrants are moral busybodies who abuse you for your “own good.” He was completely right of...

ABC gives Dictator Dan Free Pass on Hotel Quarantine

The last two sentences of today’s ABC report on the inquiry into Victoria’s hotel quarantine program reveals important information: Ms Coate has told the...

We see what you did there Dan

The lockdown has been a happy period for me. I am in the best condition of my life, I have played a lot of...

Dictator Dan is expanding his Gulag Archipelago

The XYZ satire accurately predicted the future that Daniel Andrews would strive to put thought criminals in death camps. Naturally, it happened. We have also toyed with...

Gary Ablett vs The Illuminati

The ruling class have two things keeping them in power, infinite money and control of The Narrative. They cannot survive if they lose either...