The XYZ is pleased to announce that Victorian Dictator Daniel Andrews has fallen down the stairs. Apparently it was at home while preparing to go to work. He has been taken to hospital for scans as a precaution.
The XYZ has been unable to confirm whether or not it was an assassination attempt or whether he merely tripped over his massive floppy dick ears, but we have obtained hilarious footage of the incident.
UPDATE: Daniel Andrews remains in intensive care with several broken ribs and vertebrae damage, strengthening the assassination attempt hypothesis.
Obviously, we do not wish him well, we do not wish him a speedy recovery, and we are sure that the rest of the state is laughing at him too.
However, it is important to remember that if Daniel Andrews dies, although we will be spared having to look at his ugly mug, we will not be free. The Victorian lockdowns implemented under the pretext of a fake pandemic were merely a test run for the rest of the world. These lockdowns have been imposed worldwide, on the orders of the UN, the WHO and the WEF. Any government which defies the will of these globalist institutions suddenly finds itself facing a spontaneous democratic uprising.
Ultimately, jewish bankers and their globalist goy minions are trying to exterminate the majority of the world’s population through a combination of poverty, conflict and bioweapons so they can rule a satanic One World Government from Jerusalem.
Even before these psychopaths told us all to wear nappies on our faces, our own governments were actively replacing us through mass immigration and the policy of multiculturalism, ie discrimination against the Anglo, Celtic and Saxon founding stock of Australia. Our leaders want to cede Australia to China and they don’t care what happens to their children because they have convinced themselves that to think along such lines, for example as the Anzacs did, would automatically turn them into horrible people who want to gas people.
They will all fail, but we’re going to have to push a lot more dictators down the stairs.