You won’t believe this isn’t satire: Victoria has a Shadow Minister for Autism

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I learned something today. I learned that Victoria has a Shadow Minister for Autism.

Am I the only person who thinks it is awesome that Victoria has a Shadow Minister for Autism, implying that Victoria must have an actual Minister for Autism? Given that The XYZ is part of a movement built almost entirely on autistic people autistically noticing patterns they shouldn’t, like the fact that Jewish bankers rule the world, this has made my day. It would make sense that the Shadow Minister for Autism’s role would be the cooler and edgier of the two, and that he is likely required to wear some kind of Sith or Krieg gear.

Victoria’s Shadow Minister for Autism got in trouble for sharing this very apt meme.

The fake news media (to whom we will not link, so as to avoid the unnecessary spread of harmful conspiracy theories) have made the baseless accusation that the photo of Daniel Andrews has been heavily edited. This is clearly not the case as these file photos of Dick Ears Dan will attest:

This was the best we could do with a little lazy googling. Feel free to send through more photos of Daniel Andrews.

Apparently the photo shared by the Shadow Minister for Autism is insulting to retarded people, which I can’t really refute. Most retards I meet have good hearts, and wouod never dream of using the state they ruled as a test case for the impending enslavement of all humanity at the behest of his Jewish banker masters.

It’s your XYZ.

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David Hiscox
David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.