Revealed: The Green dream 

Ever wondered what life would be like if groups like Greenpeace and Green political parties ever actually gained real power and were able to implement their policies? Wonder no more. This fascinating report in...

Weekend In-Depth: The Moment I Stopped Caring about Racism

In my student days I lived in a typically "progressive" inner city sharehouse, with fellow students and young adults who held all the correct views on immigration, racism and the War on Terror -...

Good work Marines – never give in to terrorists!

I want to commend the courageous actions of two United States Marines who overpowered a would be terrorist who opened fire on a train traveling between Amsterdam and Paris yesterday. "Without their courage we would...

United States asks Australian Air Force to ‘reach for the sky’ over Islamic State...

The United States Government has formally requested that Australia send in six of its FA/18 Super Hornets to begin bombing raids in Syria. The Royal Australian Air Force war planes are currently based in...

Clem-Nazi: Our favourite feminist hypocrite

Our favourite femi-nazi Clem Ford shows her softer side. These two endearing tweets manage to combine a racist taunt with a foul torrent of personal abuse: In both cases this abuse is directed at other...

Greens announce the Richard di Natale national tour – long queues expected, get your...

BREAKING: Exciting news for the perpetually outraged and professionally offended. Bugger One Direction and piss off Kim Kardashian. It's the Richard di Natale national tour! What wouldn't you do to get a ticket and hear...

Aussie cricket sectors: Cheers for standing by your men

After two humiliating Test losses in as many matches, and a wimp surrender of the Ashes to England, the Australian Cricket team was subjected to one of the most intense bouts of bagging it...

Slovakia takes stand on cultural identity

A new development in the European immigration crisis has emerged, with Slovakia stating that it will only accept Christian refugees from Syria, in a program designed to help Syrians escape Civil War and refugee...

Silence in the face of evil

Last night I shared this video on my Facebook timeline: (Warning - graphic violence - link to video) // The video upset some people because of its graphic nature, so I added in a warning to...

Guns, damned guns, and statistics.

They say there are lies, damned lies, and statistics, but it seems hard to refute this stat. XYZ.

Dumb and Dumber

Only the Labor Party could be this dumb (on second thoughts, maybe that's insulting to the Greens). But one can only marvel at the spectacular incompetence and singular stupidity of the Australian Labor Party. Who...

Quote of the Day: Sound Advice for a Wannabe Bride

The comment feeds on The XYZ Facebook page the last couple of days have been a magnificent source of inspiration. Thanks to an excellent suggestion of one of our followers, The XYZ has started...

Breaking: Grand Final Eve Public Holiday named “Goodes Friday”

Breaking news. Victorian Premier Dan Andrews and the AFL have just announced the new public holiday on the Friday before the Grand Final will be known as 'Goodes Friday'. 'Black Friday' had apparently been...

Fallout continues from over-the-top western Sydney wedding – 9news.com.au

Who would have thought Western Sydney's favourite newly weds turned out to be such classless narcissists, and all round tasteless pillocks? You couldn't tell from the wedding, could you? Seriously? Source: Fallout continues from over-the-top...

Coles under further pressure for selling offensive magazines

  A draft petition to Coles - re. sale of offensive literature, please consider joining my campaign and signing I'm outraged and offended that Coles continue to display and sell Bride magazine. As a middle aged...

Grandstand Guessing Game

It may come across as a little contradictory, coming from the editor of an online newspaper dedicated to denuding the ABC of half its budget, but ABC Grandstand is a big part of my...

Help raise $220 for Australia’s favourite deputy mayor

Like most Australians, we at your XYZ were hurt and outraged when we heard last night that Australia's favourite deputy mayor, Salim Mehajer has been slugged with a $220 fine by Auburn City Council...

Why was this Man in our country?

So the Coroner’s inquest into the Lindt café siege is finding that the police and DPP stuffed up the bail application for Man Haron Monis. Before the left wing media get too smug about...

Food for thought: Labor Greens alliance sabotaging development

Let it be known that the Labor/Greens alliance is diligently standing behind our hard working yakka skinks and ornamental snakes. Wait, what? Currently there is a deliberate campaign by the radical Left to jeopardise a...

$220 fine for western Sydney wedding of the year- Salim Mehajer

Australia's favourite deputy mayor, Salim Mehajer, has fronted his first council meeting after the fun and frivolity of his weekend wedding which caused a mixture of chaos an intrigue. Auburn City Council in Western Sydney...