Quote of the Day: Sound Advice for a Wannabe Bride


imageThe comment feeds on The XYZ Facebook page the last couple of days have been a magnificent source of inspiration. Thanks to an excellent suggestion of one of our followers, The XYZ has started a Go Fund Me campaign to help Australia’s Favourite Deputy Mayor pay his $220 fine for hosting the Wedding of the Century. Unfortunately, so far Australians appear to have cold hearts. Come on Australia! Give!

And in response to a heartfelt open letter to Coles supermarkets revealing the trauma a simple stroll through the self-checkout aisle can bring him, one of our regular posters had some kind words for our resident philosopher, Boethius:

“Chuckle chuckle. Seriously Boethius, this is no laughing matter. Having been a bride once myself, I genuinely feel your dis dress and it’s an absolute discriminatory display of sexism. These large corporations have no heart. If you want to be a bride you must summons the masses who share your innermost desires, which must be met, and presto – after a few short weeks of marches and media cover – a new anti discriminatory law will be passed. The brotherhood will stand with you on such an urgent and relevant issue. I will even make the veils for you all, however, I hope green is your colour, I can’t see you achieving traditional (we can’t have that) White. Please shave before your big day. Good luck.”

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.