Of Nanny State and the Social Contract: A Reflection
The social contract theory has been the foundation of the liberal democracy since the Enlightenment. But are we contracting away too much to the State? And have we forgotten that the natural condition of...
Aboriginal leaders say ‘no’ to gay marriage
Today, the "First Australians and the Traditional Custodians of the Land gave Parliament a traditional 'bark petition', a living document in both English and the chosen Aboriginal language of Pitjantjatjara."
"The Aboriginal leaders and elders...
BREAKING: Kyrgios mistaken as Indigenous!
BREAKING: In a shocking development, the Australian racist booing controversy has spread to Canada, where Nick Kyrgios was apparently mistakenly identified as indigenous as he took to the court in Montreal.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/tennis/nick-kyrgios-booed-by-montreal-crowd-in-next-match-after-stan-wawrinka-girlfriend-sledge/story-e6frf4mu-1227482967991
AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected to "racist" booing on-court in Canada.
The AFL Match Review Panel...
Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue
The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL's openness and tolerance directives. Patrons are advised to take the...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next Australian of the Year.
Over the last few years there has...
Deny reality at the footy
As the weekend approaches, so does the football. My beloved Demons are getting stronger and more resilient. There is still a big difference between our best and our worst, but I think overall, whatever...
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Applause
Applause. Perhaps not a total ban, but an on the spot fine, for inconsiderately fostering anxiety among delicate types who have only just 'survived' the rigors of ordinary life and existence thus far.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/audience-told-show-jazz-hands-5398515
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald, wanted for causing gender confusion among children, and for aiding and abetting the distribution of fast food.
BREAKING: Environmentalists hate children! Try to ban helium balloons!
Environmentalists, in defence of their push to ban helium balloons, have lashed out against accusations that they hate children, by pointing out that children don't just like helium balloons, but they also like turtles....
