BREAKING: Saudi Arabia to Cease Oil Production to Ensure Climate Security!
Breaking news from Paris:
Saudia Arabia has shocked the world by announcing that it will immediately cease its oil production to ensure climate security. Iran...
Quote of the Day – Andrew Hastie and a Good News Story
We here at The XYZ love a good news story, and we certainly have one thanks to Liberal Party MP and Australian war hero,...
The Departure Lounge Is This Way
The Federal member for Dawson tells it like it is. If you hate our values, hate our nation, hate our way of life, then...
Far left ferals sack Paris
The long suffering residents of the city of light are still not free from violent extremists, as activists descend on central Paris ahead of...
BREAKING NEWS: IPCC Sacks the Boy Who Cried Wolf at Paris Climate Conference
The Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) today announced that it would be replacing the Boy Who Cried Wolf with Chicken Little on this...
Coalition MP’s call for reform to Islam
The Herald Sun has broken a massive story today. At least half a dozen Coalition MPs, in partlicular war hero Andrew Hastie, have now...
Wally of the Week: Daesh
It takes a lot to make it to the honour roll of The XYZ's Wally of the Week, named after Everybody's Favourite Muslim Apologist,...
Aussie Legend of the Week: Hiccups are no obstacle to patriotism
This video has already gone viral. Young Ethan Hall was lucky enough to get the opportunity to sing the national anthem before a baseball...
Government Calls for “Fact Control”
With the rise of speech suppression throughout universities and academia, laws that restrict causing offence to particular classes of people, and a further push...
Tiny Dancer
In the mood for dance, Bill "Dancing Queen" Shorten recently lit up the dance floor in Kiribati. Whilst his moves would have paled in...
