Breaking news: Climate change kills 14 in San Bernardinho


14399395237_6aa85d0ee1_Climate-emergencyDespite repeated warnings from environmentalists, progressives, Obama, The Pope and Islamic State, climate change has struck again.

Three gunmen stormed the event and shot indiscriminately, but targeted the poor nations more than the rich nations. Witness report that they screamed, in a familiar pattern, “Global warming is real”, “There will be no ice at the poles by 2014” and “Climate change kills”.

Thankfully, politicians are awake to the threat and are meeting now in Paris, where climate change killed 130 last month and also massacred conservatives who challenged the science with unwelcome, apostate facts and cartoons earlier this year.

Photo by John Englart (Takver)