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Is another lockdown coming to Victoria?

Here we are in early January 2022 and it's a wet day today (Sunday) in Melbourne, even though it's summer. Which somehow seems fitting...

Omicron delays start of school year in Queensland: Children delighted

School has become hell for kids in the last two years. Masks and online lessons are the literal definition of child abuse. The kids...

8 year olds forced to wear masks in Victoria

Notice how this just got sneaked in, with little to no fanfare: From Health Direct: Face masks – Victoria Updated on 24 December 2021, at 10:25 AET Face...

Omicron CHAOS At Melbourne Airport

The awkward moment when the Fake News Media just goes all in on the fake news: Then tries to act cool: So Channel 9 just deleted...

Everybody is freaking out about Omicron for no reason

This is hilarious. New South Wales residents hiring cars and sitting in taxis for hours to get covid tests … I honestly don't know what...

London will fall to Omicron within hours

We come to you today with foul news. London has almost fallen. XYZ News has obtained exclusive footage from within British High Command, and from...

DISASTER: Potential Omicron Outbreak In Melbourne

One vaccinated man has potentially infected up to 730 people with the new Covid variant we are all supposed to worry about, Omicron: Vaccinated super...

WHO admits Omicron is spread by the vaccinated

I used to teach piano to a bloke who would dismiss the advice I gave during a lesson, then a couple of weeks later...

Victoria reports first Omicron case: Patient is fine

Omicron is here. Everybody panic: Victoria confirmed its first Omicron case, with an urgent investigation now underway into further cases that might have been in...

Omicron is their get out of jail free card

When I first heard of the rise of the new and terrifying Omicron variant, my eyes rolled with total exasperation at yet another package...