Tag: Adam Goodes
Quote of the Day: A Field Full of Double Standards
The comments thread on the XYZ Facebook page has been very pleasing over the last couple of days in response to a story about...
Peter FitzSimons: The Gorilla in the Room
A little while ago Peter FitzSimons, rugby player, Republican and fashion icon, responded to a heavily muscled, thirty-three year old multi-millionaire publicly bullying and...
The Most Divisive Australian of the Year
Phillip Scott
The Australian of the Year is a prestigious award which is awarded to a person who puts forth an outstanding contribution to our...
And Now a Flag for the Truly Self-Loathing
Flags that 'celebrate' one's culture are so passe, so it's imaginary-melted-ice-caps-high-tide time for a national flag that boldly and honestly expresses Australia's current impulse...
Breaking: Tony Abbott to retire!
In a shocking revelation, XYZ has learnt that former Prime Minister Tony Abbott will retire from politics due to racist booing.
The former Prime Minister...
Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island
Update:
As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off...
AFL Breaking News: Crowds cheer and boo at football finals
It has been reported that over the weekend there was entertaining and competitive finals football played. Eddie Betts was widely applauded for his skill...
Goodes booed by Victorian crowd
AFL administrators are dismayed that Adam Goodes was once again booeed in Melbourne. On this occasion St Kilda supporters were identified as 'the face...
Quote of the Day: The inevitable backlash against political correctness
Quote of the Day comes from a member of the Bolt Report Supporters Group forum, and we are quoting it in full with his...
AFL has racists on the run
The latest XYZ Viewer Poll has revealed that footy fans unanimously support the AFL's tough stance against racists and bigots. It appears to be...