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Turnbull to ABC: I thought you looooved me?

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Malcolm Turnbull has reportedly been "deeply hurt" by the sudden turn of the ABC against him since he took up his position as Prime...

Former Greens leader: What a fruitcake!

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After one of our viewers appeared to so earnestly desire to know just who used the phrase "choose coal or choose death," or to...

Quote of the day: 15 September, 2015

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Intriguingly, today's quote of the day comes in response to the article "choose coal or choose death" from our contributor, Keating: Who would've thought we'd...

Media and Twiterrati execute another Australian Coup d’etat

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Tony Abbott was recently un-democratically deposed as the leader of the Australian Government and Liberal Party, in a media and polling inspired coup d'etat....

Tony Abbott: A graceful end

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Tony Abbott's final speech as Prime Minister, to a packed parliament house courtyard, was typical of the man many have known in private. Almost...

Europe enforces its borders

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After taking an influx tens of thousand immigrants over the last several days, Germany has announced that it will re-instate border controls. Following Germany's decision,...

Malcolm in the Middle

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Malcolm Turnbull has made a strong start as Prime Minister elect. In a short speech, in which he observed more than once "that the...

Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island

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Update: As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off...

Turnbull wins leadership spill! Bill Shorten quits politics!

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In a dramatic turn of events today, Malcolm Turnbull has challenged Bill Shorten for the leadership of the Labor Party, and won! The darling...

Time to show your support for Prime Minister Tony Abbott

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Enough with the turncoats and instability. Now is the time to get behind Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Tony Abbott is a man with his fair share...