A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World – PART 1

Sam Vimes What am I about to read, you may ask? Good question. I’m editing and reverse engineering this as I go, so I’m not 100% sure; it started out as an attempt to understand...

Melbourne installs Diversity Protection System for New Year’s Eve

Melbourne authorities have installed a Diversity Protection System (DPS) in the CBD to warn revellers against Random Acts of Violence by the Mentally Unstable (RAVMUs) this New Year's Eve, and into the future. The...

Loose and Debauched ABC Feminist Gets Tricked… Again: Blames “Sense of Entitlement” in Young...

Thomas Crown Recently, Triple J Hack released a couple of stories about ‘stealthing’ - a term used to describe the removal of the condom halfway through sexual intercourse. Although the main article ‘Manipulation, abuse, deceit:...

No Reply to Hezbollah Flag Scandal

Jael the Wife of Heber Readers of the XYZ may recall the rally on 13th December, organised by Coalition Against Israeli Apartheid and Palestinian Community Association of Victoria, and supported by the Islamic Council of...

Should you become an uber driver? An Australian Drivers Opinion

Lots of people ask Matty whether or not it’s a good idea to sign up as an Uber driver. Today he answers that question. If you’ve ever used Uber you know it’s a great replacement...

Does Homophobia Really Exist in Church?

Thomas Crown The idea that homophobia is rampant in Australian churches today is largely fictitious. I should know. I’m same-sex attracted, but a committed Christian who has decided for religious and secular reasons not to...

#MeToo

Deefer has some fun with the latest witch hunt in his usual fashion: We got rapists and murderers walk-in free There’s less and less places where it’s safe to be But this girl I used to work...

FAQ 12: What is Milo’s role in the Culture War?

In our final discussion of Milo's visit to Australia, we discuss Milo's role as a wrecking ball in the Culture War against the Marxist left. Milo's views are middle of the road libertarian, and he...

Extreme Ownership: We Brought This On Ourselves

Recently i have been reading and listening to a US Navy SEAL officer from the second Gulf war; Jocko Willink. Post navy career, Willink, works with corporations and businesses to improve their productivity by focusing...

We will miss Christianity when it is gone

Bradly Billings Earlier this year I had occasion to spend a few days in Romania, on the way home from a pilgrimage through the Holy Land. One thing that was very noticeable, walking the streets...

Merry Christmas!

Jael the wife of Heber Merry Christmas to all the readers of the XYZ, and especially to those who know what the Christ part of Christmas means. Now is the time to celebrate. It hasn’t been...

How Herod Might Be Advised, If The Advent Of Christ Were To Take Place...

Here’s how a committee meeting between Herod and his advisers might sound, if such a meeting were to take place in a Western context today: This baby foretold is a threat to us! We, the...

Thought for the Day: Culturally….. Sensitive…

I don't see a problem with this. If it had been a woman using the didgeridoo, that would have probably been culturally insensitive.

ABC attempt to lampoon Triple M makes Soviet broadcaster look even more soyboy

The change the date fiasco caused by the youth wing of communist broadcaster the ABC has reached epic proportions. After Triple J made the hilarious decision to politicise Australia Day by moving the Hottest...

Clementine Ford doesn’t like Dean on Married at First Sight

Clementine Ford really hates men, but what she hates more than men are men who are actually proud of being men. Worse than that, men who are proud of being men who also want a...

My proposal for a musical theme for the Alt-West

This is my proposal for a musical theme for the Alt-West civilizational movement, (of which includes elements of the alt-right). The alt-west is a celebration of man’s greatest achievement – Western Civilization. While it...

Quote of the Day: A good excuse for terrorism

An anonymous source has leaked footage to The XYZ, which reveals the decision making process Western officials go through regarding what to say to the media whenever there is an Islamic terrorist attack in...

Food For Thought – Can You Be Too White?

There is a terrific video taken from a Q&A session following one of Richard Spencer’s speeches back in April of the current year. An SJW posits the question “Am I White enough?”, which is...

Roy Moore and the Future of Your Integrity

Micaiah In the event that I one day need to deal with a potential father-in-law, one of the ways in which I will probably make myself unpopular with him is to explain that I will...

FAQ Ep. 11: What does Milo Yiannopoulos believe?

The XYZ team of Hiscox and Hilton take the opportunity to do something very few in the Australian media are prepared to do: discuss Milo Yiannopoulos' ideas in-depth, explore where they agree and disagree...