Proof that Dvir Abramovich is a compulsive masterbator


Dvir Abramovich is a Mossad spy who routinely stalks and harasses ordinary Australians who just want their country back, on behalf of his native Transylvania.

It just so happens that The XYZ has gained exclusive footage of Count Dvir singing back in his home country, believed to be from some time in the 1980’s. As you can see from this video, he hasn’t aged a day.

“When I’m alone I —— myself.”

There you have it. Always figured he was a wanker.

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