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Food for thought – Leave Goodsey alone… LEAVE HIM ALONE!

Just when I thought the perpetually offended supporters of Adam Goodes had stopped their menstruating over how oppressed this wealthy footballer / former Australian-of-the-year...

And Now a Flag for the Truly Self-Loathing

Flags that 'celebrate' one's culture are so passe, so it's imaginary-melted-ice-caps-high-tide time for a national flag that boldly and honestly expresses Australia's current impulse...

Food for thought – Politics no good for Goodes

Footballer and self-appointed professor of racism, Adam Goodes, has been approached by Senator Nova Peris to run for the infamously dreadful Australian Labor Party...

Breaking: Tony Abbott to retire!

In a shocking revelation, XYZ has learnt that former Prime Minister Tony Abbott will retire from politics due to racist booing. The former Prime Minister...

Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island

Update: As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off...

AFL Breaking News: Crowds cheer and boo at football finals

It has been reported that over the weekend there was entertaining and competitive finals football played. Eddie Betts was widely applauded for his skill...

Goodes booed by Victorian crowd

AFL administrators are dismayed that Adam Goodes was once again booeed in Melbourne. On this occasion St Kilda supporters were identified as 'the face...

Quote of the Day: The inevitable backlash against political correctness

Quote of the Day comes from a member of the Bolt Report Supporters Group forum, and we are quoting it in full with his...

AFL has racists on the run

The latest XYZ Viewer Poll has revealed that footy fans unanimously support the AFL's tough stance against racists and bigots. It appears to be...

Bogan Council takes AFL to the Human Rights Court

The AFL has been embroiled in a new racism controversy yesterday. In censuring Dustin Martin for his bogan war dance, during which Martin gave...