BREAKING: Kyrgios mistaken as Indigenous!
BREAKING: In a shocking development, the Australian racist booing controversy has spread to Canada, where Nick Kyrgios was apparently mistakenly identified as indigenous as...
AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected...
Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue
The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL's...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next...
Deny reality at the footy
As the weekend approaches, so does the football. My beloved Demons are getting stronger and more resilient. There is still a big difference between...
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Applause
Applause. Perhaps not a total ban, but an on the spot fine, for inconsiderately fostering anxiety among delicate types who have only just 'survived'...
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald, wanted for causing gender confusion among children, and for aiding and abetting the distribution of fast food.
BREAKING: Environmentalists hate children! Try to ban helium balloons!
Environmentalists, in defence of their push to ban helium balloons, have lashed out against accusations that they hate children, by pointing out that children...
Daughter of lesbian couple lobbies against same sex marriage
Katy Faust, who serves on the council of the International Children's Rights Institute, and is the daughter of a lesbian couple lobbies against same-sex...
Referendum? What referendum?
When did this referendum happen? Why weren't we told? When Catholic Ireland voted for gay marriage the ABC more or less devoted its radio,...
