ISIS terrorists alleged to be at large in Britain
Warning: Readers are advised that the content of the following link has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with Islam, which, as everyone knows, is a religion of peace. The British people should continue to...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Wong blew her chance
It is Quote of the Day time at The XYZ, and on this day when Prime Minister Abbott has infuriated the Australian left by suggesting that a minor issue should be settled democratically, we...
Most Aussies don’t care about same-sex marriage
The Liberal Party, under Tony Abbott, has made a very savvy political decision today, and an appropriate decision for Australia, in delaying a plebiscite on the issue of same-sex marriage until after the next...
Gallery Games
The Canberra press gallery went into mourning last night, as news broke that the Liberal Party would keep its pre-election commitment and not allow a conscience vote on "marriage equality" in the current term...
XYZ Exclusive – Obama Interview – People Just Don’t Get How Funny I am.
This article was originally published on August 12, 2015, and satirises Obama's underwhelming response to the Charlie Hebdo massacre:
Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, has brilliantly harnessed the power of new...
The birds and the bees
In one of the more bizarre stories I've read in a while, a Melbourne transgender 'man' has reportedly said that he feels 'blessed' to give birth.
The ABC reported on Monday that "Melbourne man AJ...
Quote of the Day: JK Rowling and Personal Responsibility
Our Quote of the Day comes from J.K. Rowling.
We think J.K. Rowling is right on point about adults taking personal responsibility here. What do you think?
Why is My Stealthy Freedoms not a major news story?
One of the most remarkable sites on Facebook is My Stealthy Freedoms. It is a site on which Iranian women post photos of themselves, without any head covering, so you can see their hair.
I...
XYZ Viewer Poll: Maggie Thatcher the preferred speaker
After the ABC made it clear last week that being alive is no longer a barrier to fulfilling the role of Speaker in the Australian House of Representatives, The XYZ concluded that this threw...
Adam Goodes wades into Dubai cultural racism debate
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes has today strengthened his foreign policy credentials for the Greens ahead of next year's looming election.
The cultural warrior's comments were in response to an incident in Dubai,...