Van Badham goes Godwin
Classless Guardian journalist, Van Badham, provides a glimpse into what passes for political argument among "progressives" with this piece of re-tweeted abuse. Before the usual blowhards crank up the faux outrage over Nazi allusions...
Welcome to the Zaky Mallah Show
The format for the new SBS variety show hosted by Zaky Mallah, to be imaginatively called ‘The Zaky Mallah Show’, has been leaked to XYZ, and we can now reveal the running sheet for...
The Greens and their straight friends feel queer over SSM
As the debate rages over same-sex marriage, the XYZ has been leaked sensitive documents from Labor and the Greens which reveal an alarming betrayal of their key supporter groups.
One Greens insider reflected: "We are...
SBS planned TV show ‘staring’ Zaky Mallah
The Weekend Australian has reported today that SBS was considering a plan to produce a television show staring convicted criminal and Islamist 'celebrity' Zaky Mallah.
Filming of the new show was intended to commence as...
Of Nanny State and the Social Contract: A Reflection
The social contract theory has been the foundation of the liberal democracy since the Enlightenment. But are we contracting away too much to the State? And have we forgotten that the natural condition of...
Aboriginal leaders say ‘no’ to gay marriage
Today, the "First Australians and the Traditional Custodians of the Land gave Parliament a traditional 'bark petition', a living document in both English and the chosen Aboriginal language of Pitjantjatjara."
"The Aboriginal leaders and elders...
BREAKING: Kyrgios mistaken as Indigenous!
BREAKING: In a shocking development, the Australian racist booing controversy has spread to Canada, where Nick Kyrgios was apparently mistakenly identified as indigenous as he took to the court in Montreal.
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AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected to "racist" booing on-court in Canada.
The AFL Match Review Panel...
Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue
The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL's openness and tolerance directives. Patrons are advised to take the...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next Australian of the Year.
Over the last few years there has...
