AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected to "racist" booing on-court in Canada.
The AFL Match Review Panel...
Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue
The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL's openness and tolerance directives. Patrons are advised to take the...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next Australian of the Year.
Over the last few years there has...
Deny reality at the footy
As the weekend approaches, so does the football. My beloved Demons are getting stronger and more resilient. There is still a big difference between our best and our worst, but I think overall, whatever...
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Applause
Applause. Perhaps not a total ban, but an on the spot fine, for inconsiderately fostering anxiety among delicate types who have only just 'survived' the rigors of ordinary life and existence thus far.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/audience-told-show-jazz-hands-5398515
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald, wanted for causing gender confusion among children, and for aiding and abetting the distribution of fast food.
BREAKING: Environmentalists hate children! Try to ban helium balloons!
Environmentalists, in defence of their push to ban helium balloons, have lashed out against accusations that they hate children, by pointing out that children don't just like helium balloons, but they also like turtles....
Daughter of lesbian couple lobbies against same sex marriage
Katy Faust, who serves on the council of the International Children's Rights Institute, and is the daughter of a lesbian couple lobbies against same-sex marriage on the ABC's Lateline, last night:
Referendum? What referendum?
When did this referendum happen? Why weren't we told? When Catholic Ireland voted for gay marriage the ABC more or less devoted its radio, television and online platforms to continuous, rolling coverage, lavishing the...
Gay news: Penny Wong, ‘despicable senator’
Gay website expresses its outrage over same sex marriage debate in Australia, but look who they were slamming as "despicable" just a few years ago, labeling her "quite clearly, a charlatan and a traitor...
