Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Turnbull has made a strong start as Prime Minister elect. In a short speech, in which he observed more than once "that the hour is late" and ended by telling the nation (somewhat...
Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island
Update:
As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off Australia's coast, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young has sent an emotive...
Turnbull wins leadership spill! Bill Shorten quits politics!
In a dramatic turn of events today, Malcolm Turnbull has challenged Bill Shorten for the leadership of the Labor Party, and won! The darling of the ABC has long been tipped to rise to...
Time to show your support for Prime Minister Tony Abbott
Enough with the turncoats and instability.
Now is the time to get behind Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
Tony Abbott is a man with his fair share of faults. But he is the best person to lead...
The West not to blame for Islamic State
Many media writers and pundits alike are keen, and quick to blame the West for the rise of terrorist organisations like Islamic State and al-Qaeda.
But political commentator Daryl McCann rightly asks: "does this self-abnegation...
AFL Breaking News: Crowds cheer and boo at football finals
It has been reported that over the weekend there was entertaining and competitive finals football played. Eddie Betts was widely applauded for his skill and brilliant performance. There were cheers and boos over the...
Germany arouses migrants, but now asks them to stop.
Germany has just announced it is reimposing border controls.
One migrant explained "It's a bit like walking in a mini skirt in a Middle Eastern street and then crying "rape," before explaining that "Germany should...
Piers Ackerman sums up “refugee” crisis in single sentence
Piers Ackerman, on the Bolt Report, tees off on the media treatment of the "refugee" crisis, and sums the situation up in a single sentence-
"Most journalists in Australia by survey are well to the...
XYZ Exclusive: Mecca Crane Collapse an inside Job! Saudi Arabia plans to invade itself...
The XYZ has interviewed an engineer who says there is "no way in hell" that high winds and a lightning strike could have brought down the crane which killed over 100 at Mecca's Grand...
Achtung, Europe!
You need to be able to read German (or whatever version of English Google Translate churns out), but the summary is easy enough for anyone to understand - An ISIS terrorist posing as an...
