Turnbull to ABC: I thought you looooved me?
Malcolm Turnbull has reportedly been "deeply hurt" by the sudden turn of the ABC against him since he took up his position as Prime Minister of Australia. The ABC had been very very very...
Former Greens leader: What a fruitcake!
After one of our viewers appeared to so earnestly desire to know just who used the phrase "choose coal or choose death," or to be exact, "do you want death or do you want...
Quote of the day: 15 September, 2015
Intriguingly, today's quote of the day comes in response to the article "choose coal or choose death" from our contributor, Keating:
Who would've thought we'd end up with a quote of the day, quoting XYZ,...
Media and Twiterrati execute another Australian Coup d’etat
Tony Abbott was recently un-democratically deposed as the leader of the Australian Government and Liberal Party, in a media and polling inspired coup d'etat. His Prime Ministership was undermined by a toxic media, with...
Tony Abbott: A graceful end
Tony Abbott's final speech as Prime Minister, to a packed parliament house courtyard, was typical of the man many have known in private. Almost without exception, the private Tony Abbott is highly personable, loyal...
Europe enforces its borders
After taking an influx tens of thousand immigrants over the last several days, Germany has announced that it will re-instate border controls.
Following Germany's decision, Austria and Slovakia are also taking steps to secure their...
Malcolm in the Middle
Malcolm Turnbull has made a strong start as Prime Minister elect. In a short speech, in which he observed more than once "that the hour is late" and ended by telling the nation (somewhat...
Breaking news – No boat people drownings off Christmas Island
Update:
As usual, The XYZ's satire has proven itself to be indistinguishable from reality. Not content with the fact that people are not drowning off Australia's coast, Greens Senator Sarah Hanson-Young has sent an emotive...
Turnbull wins leadership spill! Bill Shorten quits politics!
In a dramatic turn of events today, Malcolm Turnbull has challenged Bill Shorten for the leadership of the Labor Party, and won! The darling of the ABC has long been tipped to rise to...
Time to show your support for Prime Minister Tony Abbott
Enough with the turncoats and instability.
Now is the time to get behind Prime Minister Tony Abbott.
Tony Abbott is a man with his fair share of faults. But he is the best person to lead...
