The Brave New World of “Modern Educayshun”
Can you imagine a place where feelings trump facts?
A place where freedom from speech usurps freedom of speech?
Can you image a place where 1 + 1 = "multiculturalism" and 3 x 3 = "gender...
North Korea declares war on ISIS
In a stunning development, North Korea has unilaterally declared war on ISIS, vowing to smash the Islamic State in a "glorious battle to save humanity from the scourge of violent extremism."
According to one analyst...
The Green Inside Diaries: Christmas Island Riot
The XYZ may or may not have received this exclusive leak from the Australian Greens. We name these documents, "The Green Inside Diaries"
"Woke up to the exciting news of a riot on Christmas Island....
Australia “Racist”, Say Racist Nations
In a move that brings new meaning to the phrases:
"Pot calling the kettle black", and
"It takes one to know one",
The United Nations has just released a report which sees more than one hundred nations...
Can the Middle East be Democratic?
A view which is common across the political spectrum in the West, and common to people across the globe, is that the Middle East cannot, or should not, be democratic; that attempts by the...
Quote of the Day: One last low blow
Because the number one rule in politics is "Thou shalt kick one's opponent when they are down," The XYZ could not resist one last dig at the soon to be former opposition leader, Bill...
Great dance moves in Australian political history (volume 2)
Bill Shorten's Kiribati jive last week has clearly set impossibly high standards for Australian politicians when it comes to breaking out a dance move. Few could have lit up the Pacific Island dance floor...
Muslims to Teach Christianity in Islamic Schools
The Catholic Church has been criticised for omitting Islam from its religious education school curriculum where it teaches Christianity alongside Judaism.
Criticism of the Church's decision has been particularly strong from Islamic leaders.
Sir Iqbal Sacranie,...
Gay Golden Rod dances better than Bill Shorten
In the wake of last week's footage of Bill Shorten's complete lack of coordination on the dance floor, The XYZ has obtained further exclusive footage of Bill Shorten's expedition to the South Pacific.
The Leader...
Their ABC at it again
What a stunning performance by Barrie Cassidy on this morning’s ‘Insiders’ on their ABC (of course). Barrie interviewed the Immigration Minister, Peter Dutton, who had recently visited a refugee camp in Jordan ahead of...
