Food for thought – Congrats to Cruz

Yesterday Republican presidential candidate, Texas Senator Ted Cruz, won the Iowa caucuses. At the time of writing counting indicated that Cruz secured 51,649 votes (27.7%) which equates to a projected delegate count of 8. Senator...

The Definition of Socialism

Socialism: It's intellectual stuff. And morally courageous. That's why professional students, modern day Pharisees and those who measure the extent of their compassion (and the compassion of others) by how generous they are willing to...

Schools Evacuated and Under Lockdown (Again) for No Apparent Reason

BREAKING NEWS: Several schools in Victoria have been forced to evacuate or are under lock down amid security threats. These latest threats come only days after schools across Victoria, New South Wales as well as...

And Now a Flag for the Truly Self-Loathing

Flags that 'celebrate' one's culture are so passe, so it's imaginary-melted-ice-caps-high-tide time for a national flag that boldly and honestly expresses Australia's current impulse of cultural and ethnic self-annihilation. * Did you smugly defend a...

Donations Slump for Out of Touch Politicians

The Australian Electoral Commission has today released figures disclosing donations to political parties. The figures reveal a massive slump in donations to all the main political parties in 2015. The figures for the Liberal Party...

Multiculturalism will fail because Sri Lankan girls are hot

Here is a question for the men.. Have you ever seen a couple of Sri Lankan girls in their early 20's out and about on a warm Spring day, wearing brightly coloured singlets, denim shorts...

Food for thought – Seize the day

Anytime I’m in need of a motivational pick-me-up I look to the wise words of Colonel Harland Sander’s (the fascinating founder of the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise) for insight. My most favourite quote from...

Straight to the Point: Stockholm Syndrome mark II

Masked thugs 'clear' refugees from Stockholm's main railway station. This is what happens when the police are like rabbits caught in the spotlight of political correctness. This is what happens when the authorities convince...

Psychology and Car Chases

Before Steven Spielberg became famous after directing some of the most iconic movies and franchises; Jaws, ET, Indiana Jones and Back to the Future, just to name a few, the young Spielberg directed a...

Happy Birthday Schubert

Franz Schubert was born on this day, January 31, in 1797. Tragically, he only lived to see 31 of his 219 birthdays since. In the short time which fate allowed him, he was extremely...

Food for thought – Trump is pure Americana

Any person who can see and hear knows that Donald Trump epitomizes unapologetic extravagance (garnished with an unconquerable ego). Promulgating the “think big” attitude, Trump’s campaign slogan ‘Make America Great Again’ explains his tremendous...

“I realised I was a cat when I was 16” Quote of the Day

Some people believe that they were born in the wrong gender. But 20 year old Norwegian woman Nano believes that she was born in the wrong species. You see, Nano is in fact...

Activist of the Year – Dividing the Nation

One wonders if the collection of social engineering zealots responsible for electing the annual Activist (aka. ‘Australian’) of the Year might just have realised that the average citizen is jack of being lectured to...

Wally of the Weak (as piss): Mitchell Pearce

Editor's note: The XYZ Wally of the Week, named after everybody's favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly (TM), comes with a twist this evening. The XYZ has already reported on this week's breach of privacy scandal...

Australia mauled in multicultural Melbourne

A gallant Australian cricket team was well beaten in last night's T20 against India at the MCG, making 8/157 in reply to India's 3/184. India's superstar top order of Rohit Sharma (60 from 47)...

Beware of the Ice Age!

Introducing XYZ science writer, Dr Ikbin Depp: Beware the ice age! Capitalist filth are endangering the earth by planning to geo-engineer the atmosphere for financial gain. Filth. Scum rapists of Mother Gaia. XYZ Scientists predict...

Food for thought – The tale of Holy Harold

Once upon a time there was a man named Harold. Harold was born in London, and became an orphan at the age of 6 after his mother died. At the age of 25 he married...

Schools Evacuated or Under Lockdown After Bomb Threats For No Apparent Reason

Schools and kindergartens across Victoria, New South Wales and internationally are under lock down or have been evacuated because of multiple simultaneously bomb threats. It appears that no motive has yet been given for these...

XYZ Quote of the Day: Reagan eulogises Challenger seven

The XYZ Quote of the Day for 28 January, 2016, goes to Ronald Reagan, for one of the greatest speeches he ever gave, under duress, on this day 30 years ago. It was the...

Her ABC

The new ALP candidate Anne Aly became a familiar face whilst being given a frequent forum on the ABC's Q&A program wherein, being a Labor sympathiser, a woman, and a Muslim, she could not...