I still don’t know the name of this lady, but I now know she is in charge of telling South Australians to wash their hands so they don’t die of plague:
“If you are at Adelaide Oval and the ball does come toward you, my advice is to duck and do not touch that ball.”
This actually gets funnier every time I see it. The scary thing is that she thought she could get away with saying this nonsense and not be mocked. It is an indication that the people paid to give her advice are subject to groupthink, and that they are too scared to say anything that goes against the narrative for fear of losing their jobs.
It is how those prepared talking points were able to make it all the way to her actually saying it in front of the media. Nobody was brave enough to tell her, “Ah, luv, you’re probably gonna get roasted for this.”
Her attempt to laugh it off today is a further indication that neither she nor her subordinates have any idea of what makes ordinary Australians tick.
“Whenever a ball comes towards me … my inclination is to duck.”
After yesterday telling footy fans not to touch the ball at Saturday’s #AFL match, our Chief Public Health Officer had some new advice today… #9News pic.twitter.com/hg5AusdauO
— 9News Adelaide (@9NewsAdel) June 3, 2021
Apparently someone made a song about her. Her subordinates told her to use the phrase “sweaty men”, say “I’ll add it to my song collection.” And then to do an awkward laugh.
Idiot.
The stupid thing about all of this is, even if you do believe the mainstream narrative on the coronavirus, this idea that the new so-called strain is moving faster than previous strains has been, as the so-called “trusted sources” like to say, debunked.
Furthermore, the notion that this “new” strain (which it turns out moves at the same speed as all the others) can be caught through “fleeting contact” is rapidly falling apart.
As for the jab, for which this latest lockdown has served as the pretext to scare us into taking, it is doing far more harm than good.
Finally, women belong in the home.
