Do Not Touch That Ball…..This is not a joke


This woman is actually not joking. I don’t know who she is, nor do I care. (Apparently it is to do with Collingwood playing in South Australia this weekend.) Anyway, she is literally telling people to duck and cover at the football if the ball gets kicked into the crowd, because you might catch the coronavirus from the football.

“If you are at Adelaide Oval and the ball does come toward you, my advice is to duck and do not touch that ball.”

I love that she says that she hasn’t been to the football all that often. Yeah, it’s obvious, luv.

This isn’t an isolated case of official stupidity. The Victorian Regime is pushing the line that this new killer strain of the coronavirus which is going to wipe out Australia is being spread through “fleeting contact”.

Stranger Danger. They are actually going with Stranger Danger. As though they haven’t dehumanised the population enough already with enforced mask wearing, the banning of hugs, and those ridiculous bubbles.

They are using this line despite the fact that nobody has died from this latest “outbreak”. Barely anyone has even been hospitalised. It is simply a pretext to hold Victorians hostage in our homes for another week, until they think of another excuse to extend it next week.

Everybody in the State knew the so-called “One Week Snap Circuit Breaker Lockdown” was going to be extended, even the normies who believe the mainstream narrative. The lying government and the Lying Press both telegraphed it from even before the lockdown started. They have Victorians so well trained that we just get back to working over the internet with each other and we just accept it like the clogged roads, the smelly trains and the brown faces in the CBD.

Basically, this is our life now.

The government is going to lock us down, whenever it likes, for whatever reason.


It is doing this in nearly every country in the world. The few countries which don’t toe this line suddenly find themselves with spontaneous democratic uprisings on their hands. Or their leaders just mysteriously disappear then die.

This is going to go on forever until enough people decide they are prepared to lose everything to make it stop.

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.