Tag: Steve B
Pretty Kitties and Fat Ol’ Bats
Pretty kitties and fat ol’ bats,
There’s nothing cool about your tatts!
You think that at society you can illustrate your sneer,
But your sleeve looks unbecoming,...
A Not So Gay Poem
I’ll wilt with offence at you sheer insolence,
Suggesting my perversions are invalid,
LGBT, a free for all rainbow equality,
In an anti-family multi tolerance salad.
I’ll swoon...
Thus Sayeth the Grande Lezzo Mao Tse Wong
Mao Tse Wong proclaimed one day;
‘I know the heart of Australia, and it’s gay.
We could benefit greatly from immoral perversion,
And institute all forms of...
The Sky of 1977
One day, when I’m old and grey,
Think I’ll just fade away,
And rest in the afterglow of your smile
That year was so wondrous,
Life was not...
Pretty Wally
Since Yassmin Abdel-Magied burst on the scene, poor Wally has been suffering a mild case of Sudden insignificance Syndrome. Celebrities have been known to...
The Imperator of the Externally Worn Undergarment
The Imperator of the Externally Worn Undergarment, AKA the Poet, heard the cries of the many who were being oppressed by the sanctimonious hypocrisy...
Monday Night is Matty!
Editor: Monday nights are livestream night at The XYZ. We start generally between 9:00 pm and 9:30 pm ADST, and we are an excellent...
The Wheels Fell off the Kart
The wheels fell off the kart
And all the children, they could see
To get the damn thing going again
Reattaching them was the key.
So, they went...
Quote of the Day: Imagine there’s no commies
Last night I pointed out the irony that the song Imagine was sung at the opening ceremony to the Winter Olympic Games in South...
Punching Nazi Blues
Punching Nazi Blues (8 to the bar boppy blues)
A7
Gonna punch me some Nazis
Gonna have a good time,
Gonna take me their scalps,
Gonna make them all...