Greens and leftists propose new law: outlaw locked doors
In a step inspired by opening the nation's doors to asylum seekers, the Greens and members of the ALP left faction have proposed to...
Breaking: Putin rescues Holy Grail from ISIS!
Sources close to The XYZ have confirmed that Russian special forces, led personally by Russian President Vladimir Putin, captured the legendary Holy Grail yesterday...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Tony Abbott delivers 2015 Margaret Thatcher Lecture
The XYZ Quote of the Day goes to former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, for his stirring address at the 2nd annual Margaret...
Europe and Asia’s looming population crisis
The ruling Communist Party of China has just announced that it will be ending the nation's controversial 'one child' policy. China will now allow...
Xavier College bully schooled in VCE Facebook slapdown
In a truly shocking and unprecedented development, it has been revealed that high school students write stupid things and are especially prone to mocking...
What if this does have something to do with Islam – and an entry...
Just a thought to contemplate. Imagine if the ABC and BBC and the Imam's and Islamic lobby groups and the UN and all the...
Welcome refugees – Screw white people
It is very difficult to put into words just how insulting this juxtaposition of imagery is. In a funky inner city suburb somewhere in...
Dog Day Cartoon
A good political cartoon speaks very loudly without using many words at all. A good political cartoon is also often actually funny. A good...
When Islam has nothing to do with Islam
"Islam has nothing to do with Islam."
You might have heard this rather sarcastic phrase. Despite its cynicism, it is however, a phrase that sums...
Quote of the Day: Go home, hug your teddy.
The XYZ Quote of the Day for Tuesday October 27, 2015, goes to a great scientist and thinker who has summarised well what we...