The ABC Fails Again With Their NYE Coverage
The ABC has yet again provided cringe-worthy New Year's eve coverage, proving that lightning can strike the same place twice... Or sometimes even three or four times.
Throughout the telecast, Play School 'star' Eddie Perfect...
Ted Nugent, Explosives and Allah – Quote of the Day
XYZ's Quote of the Day for the 1st of January 2016 comes to us from the irrepressible rocker Ted Nugent:
"when a Suicide Bomber blows himself up his body parts are impregnated with Gelatine and...
Union hacks
So the Royal Commission into the trade union movement in Australia has handed down its findings and, lo and behold, found widespread evidence of potentially criminal behaviour and corruption in the Australian union movement,...
2015 XYZ Quote of the Year
It has been an eventful six months for us at The XYZ. On behalf of all the team here, I would like to thank everyone who has read our articles and commented, both positively...
Wally of the Year: The Islamic (don’t call us Daesh) State
The Islamic (don't call us Daesh) State has provided us with no end of hilarilty this year. Barack Obama's JV Team have presented us with callow faced Eminem lookalikes, the mysterious "evaporated" jihadist, and...
Micro-Cricketers Fear Micro-Aggression
The once fearsome West Indies cricket team is a shadow, if not a caricature of its former glory. Adding further insult to their now pathetic reputation, one day into the second Test in Australia,...
The Sound of Silence
Somewhere in the hell that has become the city of Raqqa since Islamic State fantatics captured it, a woman dressed in a burqa was tortured, and in some other reports then executed, for breastfeeding...
Say It With A Picture: Be careful what you wish, Michael.
Before Christmas, a certain obese man made Quote of the Day, and narrowly missed being awarded The XYZ Wally of the Week. Said fat wanker also kicked off the latest round of collective lefty...
Where Are All the Aliens?
There are at least 100 billion galaxies in the observable universe, each with between 100 billion and 1,000 billion stars.
Planets have also recently been found to be quite common, and there are probably...
The Myth of “Trickle-Down Economics”
"Trickle-down economics" is a term we commonly hear thrown around in the political sphere. The term is usually thrown about by so called 'progressive' political and media pundits to attack free markets and to...
