There’s something creepy about Nicola Sturgeon


We should probably be reporting on the planned extension of Victoria’s State of Emergency by another 12 months by Dictator Dan, or the fact that we predicted it. But that is like shooting fish in a barrel. I find this Nicola Sturgeon press conference far more intriguing.

So, what’s so special about an ironically motherly looking childless freak giving a dull speech in a weird dress detailing an incremental escalation of the requirements ordinary citizens must comply with in order to go about their daily lives in a remote corner of the Anglosphere, while a retarded looking sign language lady is gesticulating behind her?

Well, there’s your answer. You’re watching a magic trick. Every Western leader today is a bankers’ stooge who plays their carefully choreographed role in order to enslave us by stealth. This innocent looking performance is all part of the act.

Let’s talk about the dress. I have tried googling the design but because I am not a fag I have no idea what keyword to enter for the search, so I haven’t been able to find what it reminds me of. She looks like a rook with a Tron aesthetic, or a green Queen of Hearts who, rather than calling “Off with his head”, is merely explaining why today a little nick under the ear is vital for the public good, why they needed to do a snip under the chin yesterday, and why they’ll take a sample from your oesophagus tomorrow.

Then there is the ubiquitous hand sign lady. They’re always plump for some reason. The only people I hate more than the sign language ladies are West Coast Eagles supporters and people who prefer Autumn over Summer. We’re not supposed to criticise them, which is why I wrote the satire on those nincompoops. Dare suggest that the deaf could simply use teletext and it’s “Off with his head!” The fact that disabled people exist must be thrust in the faces of normal people to make us feel guilty for being normal.

More importantly, the sign language lady is both protection and a distraction for the despot/puppet explaining why we must all become a little less free. You can’t criticise Nicola, you’d be criticising the deaf. It’s the same trick they pull with the obviously demented Greta Thunberg. Doubt climate change and you just gassed 6 million retards.

This performance is thus a recreation of the magician and the magician’s assistant.


The king and the court jester.

‘Drunk Warrior and Court Jester’, Italian painting of 19th century. Tomba, Casimiro (1857-1929). Found in the collection of the M. Kroshitsky Art Museum, Sevastopol. Source.

Emperor Palpatine and his guards.


It’s the Hunger Games.

But boring.

It’s theatre. This is how we got here, to the point where a bug with the death rate and age demographic similar to the seasonal flu can be used as a pretext to destroy the world economy and imprison an entire state. The Anglosphere has been conditioned to into tolerating benign looking psychopaths giving relentless, cringeworthy press conferences where they announce incremental increases to the power of the state, while they move the death camps a block closer to your house.

Refreshingly, rebellion is brewing. Bear in mind they may nuke your district in retaliation. Freedom from tyranny only comes with great sacrifice.

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.