Because the number one rule in politics is “Thou shalt kick one’s opponent when they are down,” The XYZ could not resist one last dig at the soon to be former opposition leader, Bill Shorten. The following constructive suggestion was seen somewhere on the internet today, in response to the remarkable footage The XYZ obtained of Bill Shorten dancing while a Green-voting backward civilisation greeted its new deity:
“Any politician that allows themselves to be filmed dancing or singing karaoke should immediately be removed from office. They will have shown themselves to be lacking even the modicum of common sense required to serve in our parliament.
Further, the word f!ckwit should be tattooed on their forehead, this should even prevent them from retraining and becoming a judge, although, one cannot be entirely certain of that.”
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