It takes a lot to make it to the honour roll of The XYZ’s Wally of the Week, named after Everybody’s Favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly, (TM) particularly as the award is hardly presented weekly.
This week’s Wally has to go to the Islamic State, we mean IS, no, ISIS, no, hang on, ISIL, no, Daesh, yeah, that’s it, Daesh. That is the name the Islamic State doesn’t like being called. Seriously. They’ll cut out your tongue if you do.
The internet has been really unkind to them for this dummy spit. Oh, and also, they are now being turned into ducks. As The XYZ’s resident scribe, Boethius, put it:
“Five little ducks went out one day, over the hills to get blown away, Mullah duck went, quack quack quack, and only four little ducks came back.”
Daesh, take a bow, and suck it.
Allahu Quackbar.
It’s your XYZ.
