Tag: Nick Kyrgios
Thankfully, foreign weirdo Nick Kyrgios chokes in 5 set loss
Nick Kyrgios is a mixed race foreigner who pretends to be an Aussie when it suits him and plays the race card whenever his...
Quote of the Day: Well played Nick Kyrgios
The XYZ had a lot of fun with Nick Kyrgios last year, especially during his delicious spat with Dawn Fraser, when everybody had to...
Mallah rejected SBS show
SBS insiders have leaked documents to the XYZ which flip the whole scandal of a would-have-been-terrorist presenting his own show, on its head.
Though officially...
BREAKING: Kyrgios mistaken as Indigenous!
BREAKING: In a shocking development, the Australian racist booing controversy has spread to Canada, where Nick Kyrgios was apparently mistakenly identified as indigenous as...
AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next...
Kyrgios calls Fraser a “Racist Dyke.”
The war of words between Nick Kyrgios and Dawn Fraser continues unabated. After Kyrgios tanked a couple of points in his fourth round loss...
In defence of Dawn Fraser
I must speak in defence of Dawn Fraser. She has come under fire for using the following language when discussing Nick Kyrgios' apparent tanking...