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Breaking: Grand Final Eve Public Holiday named “Goodes Friday”

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Breaking news. Victorian Premier Dan Andrews and the AFL have just announced the new public holiday on the Friday before the Grand Final will be known as 'Goodes Friday'. 'Black Friday' had apparently been...

Fallout continues from over-the-top western Sydney wedding – 9news.com.au

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Who would have thought Western Sydney's favourite newly weds turned out to be such classless narcissists, and all round tasteless pillocks? You couldn't tell from the wedding, could you? Seriously? Source: Fallout continues from over-the-top...

Coles under further pressure for selling offensive magazines

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  A draft petition to Coles - re. sale of offensive literature, please consider joining my campaign and signing I'm outraged and offended that Coles continue to display and sell Bride magazine. As a middle aged...

Grandstand Guessing Game

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It may come across as a little contradictory, coming from the editor of an online newspaper dedicated to denuding the ABC of half its budget, but ABC Grandstand is a big part of my...

Help raise $220 for Australia’s favourite deputy mayor

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Like most Australians, we at your XYZ were hurt and outraged when we heard last night that Australia's favourite deputy mayor, Salim Mehajer has been slugged with a $220 fine by Auburn City Council...

Why was this Man in our country?

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So the Coroner’s inquest into the Lindt café siege is finding that the police and DPP stuffed up the bail application for Man Haron Monis. Before the left wing media get too smug about...

$220 fine for western Sydney wedding of the year- Salim Mehajer

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Australia's favourite deputy mayor, Salim Mehajer, has fronted his first council meeting after the fun and frivolity of his weekend wedding which caused a mixture of chaos an intrigue. Auburn City Council in Western Sydney...

Crikey! Melbourne – the world’s most livable city

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BREAKING: Not content to trash the Commonwealth of Australia and portray its citizens as backward and phobic, the leftist nut-jobs who write for Crikey now pour scorn over an international 'liveability' award being handed...

Western Feminism has gone and f%cked itself – how oppressive!

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The XYZ recently issued a challenge; to be corrected on the topic of inaction from feminists to protect the long term interests of women's rights in the Western sphere. We may have erred in attaching...

What did Thailand ever do to deserve an Islamic insurgency?

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Thailand's capital was hit by two bomb blasts on Monday night. It has not been confirmed who is responsible, whether it was the "Red Shirts" political movement - for whom an act such as...