Breaking: George Lucas remasters The Phantom Menace to make it less crap
In breaking news, The XYZ can reveal that in the lead up to the new Star Wars movie, The Force Awakens, due out on December 17, 2015, he will be releasing digitally remastered versions...
The Collapse of the Australian Labor Party
Things aren't looking too peachy for the Australian Labor Party right at the moment.
And I'm not just talking about the bounce in the polls that the Coalition has received since the rise of Malcolm...
Neil is our nominee for Grand Mufti
Mr Neil El-Kadomi, the head of the Parramatta Mosque favoured by teenage terrorist Farhad Jabar, has a problem with his Grand Mufti. According to Neil, the Mufti is not living up to his rather...
Doing the right thing for the wrong reasons, and illogical alliances
You may have heard of the saying, doing the right thing for the wrong reason. At its core is the concept that someone may do something you agree with, but do it for motives...
Geert Wilders, criticism and Islam
Only days after the Australian Government granted a visa for Dutch PM Geert Wilders to enter the country, Islamic leaders have called for Wilders' visa to be revoked.
The Daily Telegraph reported today that Samier...
The villain of the piece
It has been rightly said that every good story line needs its villain of the piece. What would Harry Potter be without Lord Voldemort? How interesting would Star Wars be if there were no...
XYZ Viewer Poll: What should be the new term for “Violent Extremism”?
Last week, The XYZ asked viewers around the world for their input regarding the fact that the term "Violent Extremism" needs replacing, as its original intention of obfuscating the reality of Islamic terrorism is...
The Syrian Refugee Question
Any time in history, if you look with honesty: you will find that people naturally shift towards living in homogenous communities, those who share the same cultural and religious values and the same ethnic/racial...
Greens take the lead in proper communication and dialogue
The Greens are yet again leading from the front and showing bogan Australia how it is done.
Greens insiders have leaked documents to the XYZ which reveal that the Greens will soon announce one of...
Quote of the Day: Something worth dying for
Sunday's Quote of the Day comes courtesy of XYZ contributor Vic Timms. Reflecting on the ongoing tragedy that is the Middle East Migrant Crisis, Timms gives us something to ponder:
"Some people have died attempting...
