Left-wing academic calls Russian airliner tragedy “blowback”
A left-wing academic has spoken to The XYZ regarding last night's tragedy involving the crashing of a Russian airliner, in which over 220 people...
Recruiting child voters
Australian Opposition Leader, Bill Shorten has today announced that the voting age in Australia should be lowered to 16, because he believes that the...
Theologian of the Day
In a devastating critique, the well known theologian and political scientist David Pocock has "taken a swipe" at former Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott's...
Rights without Responsibilities
Some years ago, an adolescent I know well returned home from high school with a rather thick little book that prompted to me to...
Wally of the Week: WHO? the World Health Organisation, that’s who!
The XYZ's "Wally of the Week" goes to the World Health Organisation which stated earlier this week that consuming bacon and sausages should be...
Greens and leftists propose new law: outlaw locked doors
In a step inspired by opening the nation's doors to asylum seekers, the Greens and members of the ALP left faction have proposed to...
Breaking: Putin rescues Holy Grail from ISIS!
Sources close to The XYZ have confirmed that Russian special forces, led personally by Russian President Vladimir Putin, captured the legendary Holy Grail yesterday...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Tony Abbott delivers 2015 Margaret Thatcher Lecture
The XYZ Quote of the Day goes to former Prime Minister of Australia, Tony Abbott, for his stirring address at the 2nd annual Margaret...
Europe and Asia’s looming population crisis
The ruling Communist Party of China has just announced that it will be ending the nation's controversial 'one child' policy. China will now allow...
Xavier College bully schooled in VCE Facebook slapdown
In a truly shocking and unprecedented development, it has been revealed that high school students write stupid things and are especially prone to mocking...
