Obama welcomes North Korean nuclear test
US "President" Barack Obama stated in a press conference today that he welcomes North Korea's testing of a nuclear weapon, as it will "help strengthen anti-colonial efforts in the North East Asia region." Obama...
Merry Christmas from Dick Smith
There are perhaps thousands of Australians who having opened their Christmas presents only a few days ago have discovered that the electronics retailer Dick Smith will not honour their gift vouchers.
When is a gift...
“Extreme, ill-informed fringe group”
Today's quote of the day goes to the Royal Australian Navy's adviser on Muslim affairs and head of the Guided Missile Frigate System program office, Captain Mona Shindy.
Captain Shindy has recently been showered with...
XYZ Viewer Polls: The Koran, Turtles, and Donald Duck.
The results of several XYZ Viewer Polls are in, and as usual, the results are revealing.
The XYZ has gone to great lengths to differentiate between the ideology of islam and the muslims who are...
Australia meets public apology diversity targets
The Australian Equal Opportunity Commissioner has announced that ze is delighted that events over the last few days have helped Australia 'meet its diversity targets for public shaming and formal apologies.'
Yesterday morning, a female...
“Mad *ahem* B-tch” Quote of the Day
Emails and text messages can be dangerous, as Immigration Minister Peter Dutton discovered when he accidentally sent a text message referring to News Corp journalist Samantha Maiden as a "mad f_cking witch" to the...
Independent Review clears XYZ of Bias
An independent review conducted by a respected News Corp journalist has cleared The XYZ of allegations of bias. The XYZ has been plagued by unfounded charges of bias since its inception, not helped by...
XYZ Viewer Poll – Men Behaving Badly
Apparently, something happened in Canberra over the last few days. We here at The XYZ have been too busy watching the Big Bash League and catching up on 1980's Japanese animation to figure out...
When is security not security?
Yesterday's crowd of 80 000 at the MCG for the Big Bash League match between the Melbourne Renegades and the Melbourne Stars took everybody by surprise. In fact, the popularity of the entire competition...
