The Karate Kid Meets Safe Schools – 2017 Style
A new remake to classic film the Karate Kid is being made in Victoria next year.
The plot line has been modernised to address contemporary...
Fuhrer Merkel on the Migrant Crisis – Quote of the Day
Fuhrer Merkel has given one of her most candid and revealing speeches on the migrant crisis, sex crimes, integration issues and cultural marxism. The...
Boosting Australia’s Defence Capability
This week, the Australian Government released its latest 'White Paper', outlining the nation's defence strategy for the next two decades.
The White Paper aims to...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Hypocritical Bill
Today's XYZ Quote of the Day is too big a task to leave to just one person, so we thought we would give you...
XYZ admits error in reporting: Some media still make sense
An XYZ apology:
Yesterday we said the media had gone full retard - and then we read this today. XYZ would like to acknowledge an...
Myth: The sliding scale of sexual preference
Telling a heterosexual adult that they are not in fact "heterosexual" but that they merely identify with a sexual preference along a sliding scale,...
Want Safer Schools? Ditch the ‘Safe’ Schools Program
Finally some good news.
Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull has sought a review of the controversial tax payer funded 'safe schools' program.
The program, whilst marketing itself...
Fancy an Eyeball Tattoo? It’s ‘Safe’!
Every day there are weird and wonderful stories that cross the XYZ news desk. And sometimes, frankly, stories that are just plain weird. This...
World Sorry Day
Saudi Arabia, in its role as head of the UN Human Rights Council, has announced the inaugural World Sorry Day. The idea of such...
The media has gone full retard
The XYZ was born out of a sense of frustration at the corruption of the once beloved and respectable ABC. Among the team of...
