Soy milk shortage destroys central Melbourne
Inner-city Melbourne has descended into the abyss, according to sources close to The XYZ, after a national Bonsoy shortage has thrown hipsters and vegans into hysterics.
One brave XYZ reporter who visited the epicentre in...
Punching Nazi Blues
Punching Nazi Blues (8 to the bar boppy blues)
A7
Gonna punch me some Nazis
Gonna have a good time,
Gonna take me their scalps,
Gonna make them all mine,
As long as there’s a hundred of us
And ten of...
A Based Buddhist Perspective from Beyond the Echo Chamber
"The new ideology appears to take for granted that if you are unhappy, then it is the fault of somebody else—probably white heterosexual patriarchal males. But Buddhism (as well as other relatively advanced spiritual...
Not all women are like that
There’s an old saying in the writing game: if you’re taking flak, you must be over the target. My piece the other day on how men can either be masculine or emotional but not...
Murdoch Murdoch is the greatest show since Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Ok so I know the title is a big call. Buffy the Vampire Slayer was until recently the greatest show of all time. It was touted as a feminist script flipper where...
Viewer Poll: Should the ABC be shut down, its offices demolished, and its staff...
The XYZ's Viewer Poll "Is the ABC massively biased to the left, and in breach of its charter?" was a runaway success, after ABC-supporting luvvies raided The XYZ and pushed the total number of...
You can be masculine or emotional, but not both
All of you stop. Just stop. Enough of it already. It’s demeaning, it’s depressing, and it’s been going on for far too long. Worse than that it’s dangerous. Dangerous for men, dangerous for women,...
Quote of the Day:”Safe Schools” is Creepy
This video by Politicalpostingmumma has gone viral, with over a million and a half views on Facebook. A mother recounts how the program designed to teach far-left gender theory, and to sexualise children, has...
A Grumpy Thought: Hey VicRoads
Hey VicRoads...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=UYKKQn3WXh0
Say it with a Picture: Beware Inanimate Tree Stumps
Your taxes, hard at work:
The citizens of Melbourne are grateful to their dear leaders for protecting them from the scourge of inanimate tree stumps. As we all know, you are more likely to be...
