A Grumpy Thought: Habit jokes good, Burka jokes baaaaaad
Why is it culturally insensitive/racist/religiously offensive for Senator Hanson to wear a burka to question time, when a slutty nun outfit is not?
Why are the jokes regarding what nuns wear under the habits deemed...
The cost of loyalty
From a young age I was always swayed towards loyalty. To God, to family, to crown, to country. But how much should we be paying for that loyalty?
Recently I reviewed my utilities bill. I...
Reports that VICE Editor Arrested for threatening to Blow Up Mount Rushmore believed to...
Editor's note: It has come to the attention of The XYZ that the following story is fake news, or at least that several pertinent facts have been omitted by the author, while other impertinent...
Van of Peace Culturally Enriches Barcelona
Another Van of Peace has been used to culturally enrich a crowded avenue in Europe, this time in Las Ramblas in central Barcelona. Reports of the current death toll indicate that at least 13...
Pauline Hanson’s Ballsy Black Burka Bombshell
Just days after Pauline Hanson secured a deal to increase pressure on the Marxist ABC, she has caused a sensation in federal parliament, addressing the Senate in a full-face-covering black burka:
"While in the chamber,...
Richard Spencer is not a leader
I said in my post yesterday that we would see the actions of the alt-right twisted, turned, and completely misrepresented by conservatives within a week. I was being generous as of course it all...
Dear Kim, Please nuke Melbourne
What the hell has happened to the city I used to love?
I used to be able to put up with the interminable train trips from the outer suburbs into the CBD, the rubbish at...
Can Pauline Hanson destroy the ABC?
Pauline Hanson has, for now, won a small but significant victory in Australia's Culture War:
"Communications Minister Mitch Fifield won support from Pauline Hanson’s party yesterday (for the government's media reform package) in exchange for...
Triple J not sorry over racism row
The white supremacist neo nazi host of Triple J's program Hack, Tom Tilley, has doubled down on racist comments he made in yesterday's show, in an at times homophobic monologue which witnesses have describes...
#Fake Australian parliamentarians
Editor's note: This article was initially published on July 24, 2017. With the continued mayhem in Australia's parliament due to the dual citizenship dilemma, we thought this would be a good moment to point...
