Things “Progressives” want to ban: Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald, wanted for causing gender confusion among children, and for aiding and abetting the distribution of fast food.
BREAKING: Environmentalists hate children! Try to ban helium balloons!
Environmentalists, in defence of their push to ban helium balloons, have lashed out against accusations that they hate children, by pointing out that children don't just like helium balloons, but they also like turtles....
Food for thought: Unite the people, by ignoring their opinion?
Yesterday Penny Wong accused “some” supporting the traditional definition of marriage of being out “to vilify the couples, the children of same-sex couples, same-sex couple families and gay and lesbian people throughout the country.”
Senator...
Daughter of lesbian couple lobbies against same sex marriage
Katy Faust, who serves on the council of the International Children's Rights Institute, and is the daughter of a lesbian couple lobbies against same-sex marriage on the ABC's Lateline, last night:
Referendum? What referendum?
When did this referendum happen? Why weren't we told? When Catholic Ireland voted for gay marriage the ABC more or less devoted its radio, television and online platforms to continuous, rolling coverage, lavishing the...
Gay news: Penny Wong, ‘despicable senator’
Gay website expresses its outrage over same sex marriage debate in Australia, but look who they were slamming as "despicable" just a few years ago, labeling her "quite clearly, a charlatan and a traitor...
Political turn-coats come out of the closet over same-sex marriage
I find the movement for same-sex marriage quite an intriguing one.
In my undergraduate days in the mid to late 1990s, like my co-editor David Hiscox who states in his article Most Aussies don’t care...
Food for thought: Oh captain, my captain
Over the course of the last two days I have enjoyed watching the Left wing media and politicians deliver their commentary on Prime Minister Abbott’s press announcements.
Firstly the “progressives” were whining about the PM...
Indonesian mosque and the Islamic State
Recruiting centres for Islamic State have extended their reach from prayer halls led by shady self proclaimed Imams in the suburbs of Sydney and Melbourne to our northern neighbour Indonesia, whose authorities are none...
Pride, prejudice, and missed opportunities
What were we saying yesterday? Labor blew their chance.
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Your taxes at work
The ABC heroically searches out the big stories of the day. How many hours in the replay lab did it take this intern to find the footage? At taxpayers' expense of course. Would the...
ISIS terrorists alleged to be at large in Britain
Warning: Readers are advised that the content of the following link has nothing, absolutely nothing, to do with Islam, which, as everyone knows, is a religion of peace. The British people should continue to...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Wong blew her chance
It is Quote of the Day time at The XYZ, and on this day when Prime Minister Abbott has infuriated the Australian left by suggesting that a minor issue should be settled democratically, we...
Most Aussies don’t care about same-sex marriage
The Liberal Party, under Tony Abbott, has made a very savvy political decision today, and an appropriate decision for Australia, in delaying a plebiscite on the issue of same-sex marriage until after the next...
Gallery Games
The Canberra press gallery went into mourning last night, as news broke that the Liberal Party would keep its pre-election commitment and not allow a conscience vote on "marriage equality" in the current term...
XYZ Exclusive – Obama Interview – People Just Don’t Get How Funny I am.
This article was originally published on August 12, 2015, and satirises Obama's underwhelming response to the Charlie Hebdo massacre:
Barack Obama, President of the United States of America, has brilliantly harnessed the power of new...
The birds and the bees
In one of the more bizarre stories I've read in a while, a Melbourne transgender 'man' has reportedly said that he feels 'blessed' to give birth.
The ABC reported on Monday that "Melbourne man AJ...
Quote of the Day: JK Rowling and Personal Responsibility
Our Quote of the Day comes from J.K. Rowling.
We think J.K. Rowling is right on point about adults taking personal responsibility here. What do you think?
Why is My Stealthy Freedoms not a major news story?
One of the most remarkable sites on Facebook is My Stealthy Freedoms. It is a site on which Iranian women post photos of themselves, without any head covering, so you can see their hair.
I...
Food for thought: The fair go of Lady Flo
Today was Lady Flo Bjelke-Petersen’s 95th Birthday. For many people Lady Flo is remembered humbly for her pumpkin scones, for me she is a revered as a sacred figure in conservative politics.
Lady Flo and...