The Corbyn ascendancy: British Labour to party like it’s 1969.
Has the British Labour Party lost its mind, as well as its confidence, after the electoral drubbing the Tory’s handed it earlier this year? Reports over the weekend strongly suggest they are on the...
Same-sex marriage – inviting the government and politics into the bedroom
I the first part: Political turn-coats come out of the closet over same-sex marriage I discussed the intriguing movement from hostile feminist and queer theories on marriage, and the disengagement of younger generations from...
Quote of the day – 15 August 2015
Our 'Quote of the Day, 15th of August, 2015:
“Male character to female - You stole my boyfriend’s sperm, now you might be pregnant with his baby” - in a scene from the forthcoming series...
Mallah rejected SBS show
SBS insiders have leaked documents to the XYZ which flip the whole scandal of a would-have-been-terrorist presenting his own show, on its head.
Though officially denied, it has been revealed that Mallah and SBS had...
The evidence that John Lyons is correct looks convincing
Here are two of the most important articles on the web right now. The first is a summary by John Lyons, the Australian reporter who first broke the story, outlining his evidence that SBS...
Van Badham goes Godwin
Classless Guardian journalist, Van Badham, provides a glimpse into what passes for political argument among "progressives" with this piece of re-tweeted abuse. Before the usual blowhards crank up the faux outrage over Nazi allusions...
Welcome to the Zaky Mallah Show
The format for the new SBS variety show hosted by Zaky Mallah, to be imaginatively called ‘The Zaky Mallah Show’, has been leaked to XYZ, and we can now reveal the running sheet for...
The Greens and their straight friends feel queer over SSM
As the debate rages over same-sex marriage, the XYZ has been leaked sensitive documents from Labor and the Greens which reveal an alarming betrayal of their key supporter groups.
One Greens insider reflected: "We are...
SBS planned TV show ‘staring’ Zaky Mallah
The Weekend Australian has reported today that SBS was considering a plan to produce a television show staring convicted criminal and Islamist 'celebrity' Zaky Mallah.
Filming of the new show was intended to commence as...
Of Nanny State and the Social Contract: A Reflection
The social contract theory has been the foundation of the liberal democracy since the Enlightenment. But are we contracting away too much to the State? And have we forgotten that the natural condition of...
Aboriginal leaders say ‘no’ to gay marriage
Today, the "First Australians and the Traditional Custodians of the Land gave Parliament a traditional 'bark petition', a living document in both English and the chosen Aboriginal language of Pitjantjatjara."
"The Aboriginal leaders and elders...
BREAKING: Kyrgios mistaken as Indigenous!
BREAKING: In a shocking development, the Australian racist booing controversy has spread to Canada, where Nick Kyrgios was apparently mistakenly identified as indigenous as he took to the court in Montreal.
http://www.foxsports.com.au/tennis/nick-kyrgios-booed-by-montreal-crowd-in-next-match-after-stan-wawrinka-girlfriend-sledge/story-e6frf4mu-1227482967991
AFL and Adam Goodes condemn Canada as Racist
Former Australian of the Year Adam Goodes, along with the AFL, has defended next year's Australian of the Year Nick Kyrgios, who has been subjected to "racist" booing on-court in Canada.
The AFL Match Review Panel...
Public Service Announcement: Boos Bus spotted on Brunton Avenue
The XYZ has received a tip off from an anonymous source that extraordianry measures are being taken tonight to ensure compliance with the AFL's openness and tolerance directives. Patrons are advised to take the...
Exclusive: Nick Kyrgios named ‘Australian of the Year’
In a leaked document from the Department of Prime Minister and Cabinet, XYZ has learned that Nick Kyrgios is to be named the next Australian of the Year.
Over the last few years there has...
Deny reality at the footy
As the weekend approaches, so does the football. My beloved Demons are getting stronger and more resilient. There is still a big difference between our best and our worst, but I think overall, whatever...
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Applause
Applause. Perhaps not a total ban, but an on the spot fine, for inconsiderately fostering anxiety among delicate types who have only just 'survived' the rigors of ordinary life and existence thus far.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/audience-told-show-jazz-hands-5398515
Things “Progressives” want to ban: Ronald McDonald
Ronald McDonald, wanted for causing gender confusion among children, and for aiding and abetting the distribution of fast food.
BREAKING: Environmentalists hate children! Try to ban helium balloons!
Environmentalists, in defence of their push to ban helium balloons, have lashed out against accusations that they hate children, by pointing out that children don't just like helium balloons, but they also like turtles....
Food for thought: Unite the people, by ignoring their opinion?
Yesterday Penny Wong accused “some” supporting the traditional definition of marriage of being out “to vilify the couples, the children of same-sex couples, same-sex couple families and gay and lesbian people throughout the country.”
Senator...