Wally of the Week: Stan Grant almost as stupid as Channel 10

The votes are in for the latest Wally of the Week, named after Everybody's Favourite Muslim Apologist, Waleed Aly (TM) and it appears Channel 10 have scraped in by a whisker over Stan Grant....

The XYZ Now Has A Patreon

The XYZ is expanding, and a key aspect to this will be to change the way we raise funds. Due to security concerns and the increasingly evil business practices of Google, we are moving...

Sailing to Nowhere – The gift of Green Polar Explorers

With a feeling of mild amusement it has come to our attention that yet another Green polar trip seeking to raise awareness of Global Warming(tm) has been forced to cut short their taxpayer-funded holiday,...

Quote of the Day: Happiness Engineer

So many corporations have jumped on the gay marriage bandwagon these days, that it is no longer so much a bandwagon as it is a relentlessly advancing line of steel, aka the Russian front...

Viewer Poll: Who should be Wally of the Week, Stan Grant or Channel 10?

The last week and a bit has witnessed two extraordinary blunders from the left-wing media establishment in Australia. These blunders have been so total, as to provide all the proof we need that if we...

Wang Show: Good Bye Mrs Triggs

The Wang Show has gained unprecedented access to Ms Jilly Triggs in order to pay tribute to her magnificent efforts to stifle free speech in Australia. In fact it was Ms Triggs' own idea to...

Poll: 87% of Australians believe the ABC should be obliterated

In a survey of over 2000 Australians, an XYZ Viewer Poll has revealed that 87% of people believe that the ABC should be shut down, its offices demolished, and its staff tried for treason. Among...

Thought for the Day: What a cappuccino really means

"How much for a small coffee?" "That'll be four dollars eighty.  Would you like a latte?" "I'll just get a cappuccino, thanks." Translation: "You Melbourne mob are a bunch of tools."

Stefan Molyneux talks with former Antifa scum turned based conservative Uberman

Like Bill Whittle, much of Stefan Molyneux's best work was done during the Obama presidency and during the election campaign which saw the God Emperor Trump rise to power.  Both have continued to grow,...

Mine tinkem for da sun im come up: What bout dem Megafauna?

Today's Thought for the Day comes to you courtesy of the BBC's Pidgin English service. Me be hearem bout dem megafauna which gon walkabout in de first time, but dem no more come. Me be...

Gastronomic Equality

Craig Simpson So the other day I went to a restaurant in Brisbane with a couple mates. Turns out it was a Vegetarian restaurant. I thought, "That's OK, I can deal with this." So when...

Quote of the Day: Australian National Imams Council spreads bigotry toward Homosexuals

The following disgusting quotation is from the Australian National Imams Council: "The Australian National Imams Council (ANIC) affirms that Islam sanctifies marriage as only being between a man and a woman. This has been the...

Left too hate-filled to think through consequences of their actions

For those requiring a daily rush of outrage in order to justify all the trigger warnings they put up surrounding their safe zones, last week was a good one. A big nasty sign had been...

Fake News from Australia: The Anti-Gay Marriage Poster Debunked

Editor's note: MattysModernLife has produced a comprehensive video on the false flag posting of an anti-gay marriage poster in Melbourne, and the way that Channel 10 deliberately misled its audience to create the impression...

Quote of the Day: Statueophobia

There is a scourge covering our land, a virus which affects the minds of the weak, of the ignorant and ill-informed. This scourge threatens the unity of our democracy, the feelings of the faint-hearted,...

Labor takes step toward statue treachery

The problem with discounting an argument on the grounds that it is employing the slippery slope, is that when an entire political movement bases its entire approach on incrementally doing away with everything that...

Climate Cult Allegations of Angry Gods in Houston

Suspicions that Climate Alarmism fills the void of religion for left leaning atheists were confirmed again today with this staggeringly insensitive piece in the Sydney Morning Herald. Eight are dead so far. Tens of...

Quote of the Day: Hold the line until we fix it

US Secretary of Defense, General George Mattis, has given a great speech to US troops stationed abroad. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fy-lUrttsak Two lines stand out in particular: “Our country right now, it’s got problems we don’t have in the military.. You...

University politics matters

It has come to the attention of The XYZ that sometime in the very recent past, a brave band of freedom fighters managed to avoid the ever present eye of Big Brother and distribute...

I don’t give to charities

This article was originally published in 2016 at https://pushingrubberdownhill.com/, where Adam Piggott publishes regularly and brilliantly. You can purchase Adam's books here. There is a street of shops close to my house where I go to...