Big trouble in token ceremony

World leaders today attended an event to commemorate the 75th anniversary of the D-Day landings. "Prime Minister Scott Morrison has signed an international declaration that acknowledges it is the shared responsibility of the 16 nations...

Chinese navy surveys future overseas base

Yesterday three Chinese warships steamed into Sydney harbor. NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian was not informed of the arrival of three Chinese warships until the vessels steamed into Sydney Harbour yesterday morning, with Labor challenging Scott...

XYZ Live #70 – Catch-ups with the Australian Protectionist Party

Last night Bradly from the Australian Protectionist Party joined us for a chat to analyse the results of the Australian election. Now that that the euphoria of avoiding immediate prison terms at the hands...

Pakistan beat Pakistan at World Cup

An English side that was refreshingly 9/11ths British lost last night in a World Cup upset to Pakistan. The hit & giggle fake version of cricket is always open to the surprise win by an...

Aussie Police announce FOOLPROOF Plan to END CRIME Forever!

Australian Police, under the guidance of Premier Daniel Andrews, have it all figured out, they know exactly how to stop crime in its tracks once and for all. It’s truly foolproof, there is absolutely no...

Lefty Media BLAMES Election loss on FAAH-R1IIGHT Memes!

The Australian Election is over and the excuses for Labor’s loss keep flowing, this time the media are blaming the faaaah-riiight for daring to spread memes on the internet. The left can’t meme so rather...

Why Leftards Hate Queensland

As the leftards reeled with frustration and anguish after losing the federal election to the fully cucked conservatives they began to look around for targets to spit their vile hatred and venom at. Queensland...

The Uncuckables: Ep. 12 Fashtag Warning

Last night we warmed up by shitposting about all the innocuous symbols the so called faaaaar rrrrrrrrright has appropriated. For example: lol Matty happened across some leaked footage showing us Victoria Police's secret plan to tackle...

Contact The ABC

Captain Logos Have a problem with the ABC's reporting on a certain issue? Why not just contact the journalist directly and give them the facts as you see it? There are different ways to contact the...

Foreign agitators in the UK elections

The remainers in the UK are presently hard at it attempting to convince everyone that the recent EU election result is actually in their favor. The delusion simply knows no bounds but this is...

Married at First Sight to the A|t-R1ght – Analysing ABC Narratives

ABC Australia recently sat down with two former “members” of the “faarrrrr-r11ghhtt” to get their confession. They dared to express wrongthink in public once and now they want to repent. It was entertaining but the...

XYZ Live #69 – FAAAARRR-RIIIIGHT Sweeps Europe and More Leftist Tears

Thank you to everybody who tuned in to last night's XYZ livestream, next week we will be back to our usual Monday night at 9:15 pm AEST. Our main topics were: Anti-EU parties hugely...

Will Elon Musk Kill the $50,000,000,000 NBN?

Last Thursday (Friday in Australian time), SpaceX launched a Falcon 9 rocket carrying 60 satellites together weighing 18 tons into low earth orbit, in the first installment of the Starlink internet constellation. As long time...

Naomi Wolf gets caught out by old white male

Climate change has been so damaging to the world not just due to the fraudulent financial cost but because of the associated damage to the scientific method. Or perhaps the scientific method was always...

The Polls are Rigged

Remember this? “If we continue with Mr Abbott as prime minister, it is clear enough what will happen. He will cease to be prime minister and he will be succeeded by Mr Shorten. You only...

Make Sport MASCULINE Again!

Sport is traditionally the pastime of men, it’s a way for men to bond and train for the protection of the group. However, in recent years the establishment has attempted to take this away from...

Crybaby Theresa May a globalist to the end

If you are going to quit your job, you really can't beat running away crying like a little girl. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_UI9XcQ0jFc If you watch the full speech, you will notice her voice getting croaky between 1:00 and...

WHY did Scott Morrison WIN and WHAT does it mean for AUSTRALIA?

The count is in and Scott Morrison has won the 2019 Australian Federal Election with many comparing it to Trumps win in 2016. Bill Shorten lost the unlosable election and people are asking questions as...

The Uncuckables: Ep. 11 Consergence

We had an excellent discussion last night, as we were joined by Adam Piggott from Pushing Rubber Downhill to continue our dissection of the glorious defeat of the scoundrel Tits Shorten. It also proved an...

Drinking Lefty Tears after 2019 Aussie Election!

The 2019 Australian Federal election is over and the Liberal National Coalition won. This goes against every single poll prediction and those who wanted an ALP victory are not happy. Let’s go through just some...