#FakePoos goes Global: Daniel Andrews the Butt of International Joke

By
David Hiscox
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This one escalated quickly. In 2020, The XYZ noted with mirth that they were literally checking our poo for the coronavirus.

Back to 2021, last week’s Victorian lockdown was justified initially on the basis of a positive coronavirus reading from wastewater, however the local mayor stepped up to point out it was followed by two false readings. The hashtag #FakePoos went viral, as did the memes, which again we will refrain from sharing.

To great embarrassment for the Weimar Victorian Regime, the hashtag has now gone global, with several agencies running stories sprinkled with potty humour on the matter.

From the Lying Press:

Australians are airing their grievances with Victoria Premier Dan Andrews after he admitted he cited non-existent coronavirus-tainted sewage in his decision to lock down the state.

Andrews announced a seven-day statewide shut down on August 5 in response to the “wastewater detection” of Covid-19 in Wangaratta, a rural city about 236km (147 miles) from Melbourne. The discovery creates the “potential that regional Victorians have been exposed to Covid-19,” Andrews explained. The decision to widen restrictions to include the whole state was designed to “keep regional Victoria safe,” the premier added.

The order means that, apart from emergencies and grocery shopping, Victoria’s citizens are required to remain at home. Public gatherings are prohibited, with people only able to meet one person in their social circle. Educational institutions will also revert to online teaching.

But the reasoning behind the draconian statewide decree was soon rubbished by local officials. Andrews initially claimed the sewage test had “pinged”positive, then went negative before turning positive again. According to local media reports, his explanation didn’t hold water. Less than 24 hours later, Wangaratta mayor Dean Rees challenged the premier’s chain of events. There had been several successive tests returning negative results following one positive detection on July 30, regional health officials confirmed.

Australians soon began to vent on social media about Andrews’ debunked coronavirus sewage. By Friday afternoon, “#FakePoos” was trending, with countless tweets calling out the premier for locking up the entire state on specious grounds.

The uproar eventually forced Andrews to admit his reasoning stank.

“We apologize. We try to get the best information out as quickly as we can. Nothing is perfect and no one has ever pretended that it is,” he said on Saturday. However, the premier stressed that the non-existent Covid wastewater in Wangaratta was “not the only reason why people are locked down across the state.”

Despite Andrews’ insistence the lockdown was still necessary, Australians continue to argue that the current data doesn’t justify such severe blanket restrictions.

According to media reports, the lockdown is set to be extended. Judging by ongoing Twitter activity, this could mean more #FakePoos directed at Andrews, with some Aussies expressing the hope that the cheeky hashtag will take off across the country.

Pleasingly, two tweets by Polibard, whom The XYZ follows on Twitter made in onto the pages as well. This should prove handy in amplifying the message of accounts which contradict the globalist coronavirus narrative.

The #FakePoos hashtag itself disarms the trigger term of the elites – “fake news”. They never prove that what they claim is “fake news” is actually fake news, they simply repeat the lie again and again and the normies believe. Mockery is the perfect response to the “fake news” meme. The next time one is told that one’s information which contradicts the narrative is “fake news”, one can simply respond with “fake poos”.

Most importantly, this will undermine Daniel Andrews’ attempt to be taken seriously. Contrary to The XYZ’s predictions, there has indeed been a close correlation between Dictator Dan’s return to work and a return to rolling lockdowns for Victoria.

While the lockdown agenda is one which has been implemented uniformly across the globe regardless of region, race, religion, political leaning or political system, Daniel Andrews does appear to be the key figure in implementing this agenda in the arse end of Australia.

Since his return, Victorians have been returned to our status as guinea pigs for the globalists, a captive population whose response to various combinations and permutations of draconian measures can be analysed, so that lockdown policies and “nudge” measures for mandating the not-vaccine can be rolled out elsewhere.

Hence why the mockery is beautiful. Yours truly in particular has taken great pleasure at reading XYZ-tier puns in the scrawling of so-called “trusted sources.”

One thing we can be sure of is that Daniel Andrews cares a great deal about what other people think of him. At this rate he may even get the french treatment.

I can think of no better reward for someone who has turned the once beautiful city of Melbourne into a shithole.