Cheer Activist wants to change the Carlton Football Club song: What you need to know

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The professional Cheer activist Stephen Hagan, who bullied Coon Cheese into changing its name to Cheer, now has his sites set on the Carlton Football Club.

Don’t be this guy.

The Carlton Football Club’s song is not in itself racist, and the club and the AFL regularly pump out virulent and hateful anti-White propaganda. However, the tune to which the club song is set is understood to be “one of the most racist songs of all time”.

The AFL has stated that it supports the proposal, as it is concerned that the improved quality of football this year is detracting from its core mission to make the competition all about buttsex and feelings.

This is expected to become a divisive issue over coming months, as several Carlton fans have already communicated to The XYZ that the Cheer activist can “get stuffed”.

Others suggest that the original tune to which the Carlton Football Club is set represents the aspirations of every red blooded Aussie. We’ll leave it to the reader to decide.