Straight to the point: Likely future for US



By Ghostwtr

Likely future for US:

  • Trump elected president 2016
  • Emoji is made international “lingua franca”
  • Event triggers Kanye to run in 2020. Names himself VP running mate
  • Kanye(‘s) wins and new season of Keeping up with the Kardashians is filmed in the White House in the style of 24. Kiefer Sutherland guest stars as himself.
  • Google search term “first+lady+sex+tape” breaks the internet. This time good and proper.
  • Internetless US descends into anarchy and chaos.
  • Post-dystopian war lord Trump gets “make America great again” hats out of storage.
  • British return to hit the reset button.
  • Caitlyn Jenner is a vision of strength and elegance despite the chaos.
  • Repeat.

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