BREAKING: Exciting news for the perpetually outraged and professionally offended. Bugger One Direction and piss off Kim Kardashian. It’s the Richard di Natale national tour!
What wouldn’t you do to get a ticket and hear the great man whine on for an hour or two about the sort of old school socialist fantasies everyone else left behind upon reaching adulthood? So unless you have poolside seats for the synchonised swimming or a day out at the croquet booked – get there any way you can.
It’s the XYZ.