OMG! Dangerous climate change is now at such critical levels that the inner city lefties of Fitzroy and Newtown may not be able to get a nicely raised and glazed loaf of bread at their favourite boulangerie.
Never mind that if this catastrophic climate prediction were really true the vast majority of the world’s poor won’t get any bread at all and will likely starve. The good burghers of Fitzroy and Newtown must have their soy loaf risen to perfection and nicely glazed. How can one enjoy a double decaf soy latte without it?
