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Mardi Gras should push final frontier of exclusion

Tonight's Mardi Gras Parade in Sydney will be another important milestone in breaking down the barriers and social taboos regarding homosexuality, as well as...

XYZ Quote of the Day: Hypocritical Bill

Today's XYZ Quote of the Day is too big a task to leave to just one person, so we thought we would give you...

Desperate in WA

Poor old Bill stumbled yesterday vocalizing then name of his party’s candidate in one of the West Australian seats. Not all his fault of...

“So what’s your favourite type of lettuce?”

"So what's your favourite type of lettuce?" It's one of the great lines in Australian political history, sure to be on the lips of mums...

Union hacks

So the Royal Commission into the trade union movement in Australia has handed down its findings and, lo and behold, found widespread evidence of...

Tiny Dancer

In the mood for dance, Bill "Dancing Queen" Shorten recently lit up the dance floor in Kiribati. Whilst his moves would have paled in...

Quote of the Day: One last low blow

Because the number one rule in politics is "Thou shalt kick one's opponent when they are down," The XYZ could not resist one last...

Great dance moves in Australian political history (volume 2)

Bill Shorten's Kiribati jive last week has clearly set impossibly high standards for Australian politicians when it comes to breaking out a dance move....

Gay Golden Rod dances better than Bill Shorten

In the wake of last week's footage of Bill Shorten's complete lack of coordination on the dance floor, The XYZ has obtained further exclusive...

Stayin’ Alive

Bill Shorten ensures his pointless Pacific Island climate change tour will be remembered for something - him making a fool of himself on the...