Tag: Bill Shorten
Mardi Gras should push final frontier of exclusion
Tonight's Mardi Gras Parade in Sydney will be another important milestone in breaking down the barriers and social taboos regarding homosexuality, as well as...
XYZ Quote of the Day: Hypocritical Bill
Today's XYZ Quote of the Day is too big a task to leave to just one person, so we thought we would give you...
Desperate in WA
Poor old Bill stumbled yesterday vocalizing then name of his party’s candidate in one of the West Australian seats. Not all his fault of...
“So what’s your favourite type of lettuce?”
"So what's your favourite type of lettuce?"
It's one of the great lines in Australian political history, sure to be on the lips of mums...
Union hacks
So the Royal Commission into the trade union movement in Australia has handed down its findings and, lo and behold, found widespread evidence of...
Tiny Dancer
In the mood for dance, Bill "Dancing Queen" Shorten recently lit up the dance floor in Kiribati. Whilst his moves would have paled in...
Quote of the Day: One last low blow
Because the number one rule in politics is "Thou shalt kick one's opponent when they are down," The XYZ could not resist one last...
Great dance moves in Australian political history (volume 2)
Bill Shorten's Kiribati jive last week has clearly set impossibly high standards for Australian politicians when it comes to breaking out a dance move....
Gay Golden Rod dances better than Bill Shorten
In the wake of last week's footage of Bill Shorten's complete lack of coordination on the dance floor, The XYZ has obtained further exclusive...
Stayin’ Alive
Bill Shorten ensures his pointless Pacific Island climate change tour will be remembered for something - him making a fool of himself on the...