Gay Golden Rod dances better than Bill Shorten


In the wake of last week’s footage of Bill Shorten’s complete lack of coordination on the dance floor, The XYZ has obtained further exclusive footage of Bill Shorten’s expedition to the South Pacific.

The Leader of the Opposition, not content with undermining Australia politically, dedicated himself utterly to embarrassing his country, by his over-eager embrace of the culture of his host island.

We would suggest that there needs to be a way of crossing the cultural divide and advising someone that they really are better off sitting down.

(Video by Ryan Fletcher…and George Lucas….)

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David has studied history and political science at Melbourne University. His thesis was written on how the utilisation of Missile Defence can help to achieve nuclear disarmament. His interest in history was piqued by playing a flight simulator computer game about the Battle of Britain, and he hopes to one day siphon the earnings from his political writings into funding the greatest prog-rock concept album the world has ever seen.